Sunday, March 16, 2014

Crazy Ex-Boyfriends



I know it's been forever since I posted a snippet of story on here but I started this today and I wanted to put it out there in the vastness of the internet just in case. This is super rough and basically an outline but this is where one of my main characters breaks up with his crazy boyfriend because his boyfriend tried to hurt his guinea pigs... Well, and was crazy and abusive...

The whole time that I was writing this I was listening to The Main Ingredient's "Everybody Plays the Fool" which is why is shows up in the story snippet. 



 Michael-

Emile threw a vase at Michael’s head a week before Christmas in one of his fits of hysteria. The vase smashed against the guinea cage and Michael finally decided to called it quits. Emile could hurt him all he wanted but the piggies were off limits.
      Emile didn’t want to hear that they were breaking up. His fit got worse and he ended up going for the guinea pigs in earnest. Michael shielded them with his own body while Emile scratched and slapped at him. Michael refused to hit him, even to defend himself. He tried talking but Emile was too far gone to hear him.
      Emile slapped Michael in the face when he brought his head up to try and sooth him and his ring gashed open Michael’s cheek, right along his cheek bone. Emile withdrew a moment at the sight of blood on Michael’s face. He clasped his hands to his own face and gasped. A spot of blood landed on Samson and he shuddered in Michael’s hand.
      Michael backed away from Emile and slipped into the bathroom where he shut and locked to door. Michael gently laid the piggies in the bathtub with a towel before going over to wash his face. He ran the water to let it get warm and just tried not to think of the piggies squealing in the bathtub either because they thought they were getting a bath or they didn’t know where he went and the sounds of Emile on the other side of the door, sobbing an apology.
      The washrag was warm when he brought it to his face and dabbed at the cut. It wasn’t all that bad but he didn’t want anyone seeing him like that. It would start rumors. He stripped off his shirt and looked over the mess of scratches that Emile had left on his torso. No taking his shirt off on stage for a while either. He cleaned his scratches until the sounds of Emile desolate crying were almost gone.
      It had become so quite after all the ruckus that Michael could begin to hear Artemis at the back of his mind. She had dropped a box of cereal when Michael was struck and was cleaning up the mess and worrying about him at the same time.Her soft, clam voice helped to sooth his heart and gave him courage to finally talk to Emile.
      “Emile,” Michael called in his calmest voice.  Through the door he heard scrapping and banging as Emile stood up off the floor where he had fallen while sobbing. “I really think you should go.”
      “Michael please,” Emile gasped in his thickly accented speech. “I love you!” The desperation in his voice made Michael want to believe him.
      “I’m sorry, but you need to leave. I can’t deal with this anymore.” Emile’s sobbing started again.
      “I’ll give you the money for a hotel tonight and you can come by for all of your stuff tomorrow when I’m out.”
      “Michael, Michael, Michael…” Emile kept repeating between sobs. “I love you.  Michael, I love you.”
      “I know,” Michael said, walking over to the door and resting his head against it. His cheek still stung and the piggies in the bathtub were chirping quietly. “But that’s not enough.”
      Michael left his head against the door and listened as Emile wandered around the apartment and collected a few of his things. His sniffels sounded so sad and Michael caught tears running down his cheeks. He didn’t begin to relax even after he heard Emile shut the door behind him. He stayed like that for so long he didn’t realize that the sound he was hearing was in his own head and not in his apartment.
      There was the crackle of a record starting and an audience clapping. Then the sweet tones of The Main Ingredient came floating to him. Artemis had pulled out her record player and was playing “Everybody Plays the Fool” for him.  She hummed along as she spun around her living room. She was barefoot and loved the feel of rubbing her toes in the shag carpet. Her ceiling fan was on low she had her old and rattlely space heater buzzed by her hideously stripped arm chair. Michael remembered when she picked it up off the side of the road almost four years ago. She only sang the chorus to the song in her soft, off key voice.
      Michael slipped his shoes off in the bathroom and opened the bathroom door. He stepped out into his own living room and tried to think about the feel of the carpet and the song only he could hear. He started humming the light notes and smiling without thinking about it.
      “Fallin' in love is such an easy thing to do /But there's no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna love you,” Michael sang under his breath in a magical duet with Artemis and he knew he had the beginnings of a new song.







 Well, there you have it. The short snippet of my story. I really hope that those self publishers don't start calling again. This is so OBVIOUSLY not ready to publish. Unless I had a solid deadline. If I had a solid deadline, this sucker would be done in a week!


 I will also leave this super cute picture of some guinea pigs in coffee cups here...

Sunday, March 2, 2014

From Beyond The Grave Comes A New Blog Post!

It's been forever but I've been really busy. I'll share some of the things I've been doing at work and maybe something else that I've written in the next couple of days.

"Why am I back on here?" you ask. Yesterday I listened to the messages on the home phone and there was a message from a publishing company. I thought at first the person said Random House and I almost fainted. Then we listened to it a few more times and they actually said Author's House Which is a totally different company all together. Author's House is a self publishing company and I think they were just fishing for someone else to spend money on them. I really don't want to self publish.

I really to actually have a manuscript before I consider shopping it around versus self publishing. That's why I got back on here. I haven't actually touched a computer (other than at work) in months. I've been writing in spirals and notebooks but nothing typed up and official looking. I got on here because I need to have a book good enough so that I can confidently turn down an offer from a self publisher.


For the work projects I promised. I have been doing some pretty fun stuff recently like making a Chinese dragon, an alligator and a train. 

One of the first construction projects that I did after starting at Central Market was for the cheese event that was going on. Someone came up and wanted an enormous cheese wheel and I said, sure, I can do that.

So I made these two delicious looking cheese wheels. This was also right when I started learning how to hand letter. That was actually what took the longest on these, the words. The images took me around an hour each.

The red gouda wheel is about 3.5-4  feet tall and the French brie is only two feet. I really love the picture on the brie and they kept this cheese up even after the event.

For Christmas they tied a bow on it...

Now the biggest and newest thing that I learned to do at work is chalkboards!

I know they are all the rage on Pinterest and shit but I didn't care about that when I applied for the job. I just knew there was no way something that bored and moderately crafty stay-at-home-moms could do that I couldn't.

So the first few days I spent getting my ass handed to me while I failed at making chalkboards. I was especially bad at the fonts. So I spent about two days perfecting my co-worker's writing by obsessively writing the alphabet and then sentences in her personal font in all different sizes. I looked like a serial killer but now I can just whip out her writing style. I am still not near as good as she is but I can fake it pretty well.

These pics are the first boards that did all by myself. The pie pumpkins chalkboard I did when we had a lot of free time and I was trying out how to use the chalk makers to blend and draw in my usual style. This happened. I obviously concentrated very hard on the lady and not so much on the pumpkin. Even though I really should have been working on the pumpkin because I'm going to have more need to draw vegetables than ladies at a grocery store.

But now I also know how to blend and shade like a beast! I didn't tell anyone but the other art dept. members how long that board took (only around three hours) and I think we were listening to a program about Easter Island... Looking at the chalkboard makes me think of the Easter Island heads so that's probably what I was listening to.

I did that a lot in college, listening or watching tv while painting, to where I could tell you what was happening when I was painting certain areas. "That top corner with those clouds was when they were crossing the mountain and trying to avoid detection by the dragon riders..."






Well, I'm tired of this post and I can talk about the rest of the stuff I've been doing later.

Peace

KB